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Dentist Jokes

The topic of this week’s bad jokes is dentists and dentistry, so if you like dentist jokes, keep reading. As usual, don’t expect any of them to be particularly original or funny…




A friend of mine won Dentist of the Year, and all he got was a little plaque.


Dentistry can be such a depressing job. You’re always looking down in the mouth.


I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.


I went to see my dentist the other day but she was on holiday. There was a locum filling in.


A local Bhuddist monk went to see the dentist, but refused all the drugs he was offered. He wanted to transcend dental medication.


Made a nice jacket potato the other day, and took it to the dentist. Well, it needed some fillings.


Friend of mine is always at the dentist, he knows the drill.


A man walked into a dentist’s surgery and said “I think I’m a moth”. The dentist said “You don’t need me, you need a doctor”. He says “I know, but your light was on”.


I know a dentist who doesn’t like tea.  Denis.


A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one.




Last week’s jokes – where the topic was music – are here

The next week’s jokes – where the topic is food – are here.

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