Casino Jokes

Perfect Pair a Dice

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Casino Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


A pickle walks into a casino, sits down at a card table and says “Dill me in”.

Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.

I used to love eating chips until I got barred from the casino.

Saw a new gaming table in the casino, it was just perfect. Pair-a-dice.

I’m going to an Abba themed poker night at the local casino. The winner takes it all.

Took a group of lambs to the local casino. They like to gambol.

I enjoy playing poker against large maps in casinos. They always fold.

A friend insisted on dressing as a nun to go to the casino. It was her gambling habit.

There’s an iguana who owns a casino near me. He’s the Lizard of Odds.

They’ve built another storey on the local casino to host a new beef restuarant. The steaks have never been higher.


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