Island Jokes

If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.
If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.

I found myself near the Lake Isle of Innisfree this week, as made famous by the William Butler Yates, on Lough Gill near Sligo in Ireland, and it gave me the topic for this week’s puns and one liners, so here are some island jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

 

If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.

 

Woke up once covered in dark red paint and left on an island. I had been marooned.

 

Went on a holiday of a lifetime to a lovely paradise island. Never again.

 

Disappointed at the local airport information desk. I asked them which island had the largest airport and they didn’t know!

 

A friend of mine got a job where all he had to do was sleep on a dessert island. It was his dream job.

 

Shocked about the local bridge to our nearby island being damaged. Can’t get over it.

 

A friend of mine said he wanted to dress up as an island off the south coast of Italy. I told him not to be so silly.

 

I once followed the sine to trigonometry island cos I wanted a tan….

 

“My friend went to a Caribbean island”
“Jamaica?”
“No, she wanted to go”…

 

Saw a pirate standing on a desert island in a pile of gold that came part way up his legs. He learned that his booty was only shin deep.

 

Thought I saw an eye clinic on an Alaskan Island but it was just an optical Aleutian.

 

What do you use to find your way around Alcatraz island? A con-tour map.

 

How do you get a pen on to an island? Biro-ing.

 

 

Last week’s rabbit jokes are here.

 

If you like these island jokes, there is an alphabetical list of joke topics here.

 

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