washing her hare

Rabbit Jokes

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of rabbit jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…



I know a bald chap who put a rabbit on his head. He wanted a head of hare.


Got in a lift with an animal that looked a bit like a rabbit.  It was a hare raising experience.


A few years ago, I asked the girl in the pet grooming shop out to dinner. She couldn’t make it though, she was washing her hare.


Where in Spain do rabbits go on holiday?  Bunnydorm.


What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his jumper?  Warren.


A friend tells me he’s a rabbit carver, not a rabbit butcher.  I think he’s just splitting hares.


A friend of mine stole a rabbit.  Then he had to make a run for it.


What do you call a group of rabbit like creatures hopping backwards? A receding hair line.


How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?


A chap sees a rabbit sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The rabbit says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.


What’s the best way to groom a rabbit? With a hare brush.



Last week’s brush jokes are here.

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