Brush Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of brush jokes.  As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…



I went to a record shop and asked, “have you got anything by the Doors?” He said, “Yes, a bucket of sand, a mop and a brush”.


Friend if mine had a bit of a brush with the law last night. He was playing against the police curling team.


The best way to stop a sandwich curling is to hide its brushes.


Don’t really use my dustpan and brush. It’s just gathering dust.


Heard about someone who was arrested for stealing paintings. He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.


A friend told me someone keeps stealing his brushes. I told him not to make such sweeping statements.


Tried to find the birthplace of the person who invented the toothbrush. Couldn’t find the plaque.


A friend told me they wanted to be swept off their feet. So I bought them a brush.


If there was an award for the least effective way to clean things, I would sweep the table.


Local janitors have gone out on strike. They are demanding sweeping reforms.




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