This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radioactive Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got a pain after eating some radioactive isotopes. Think I had atomic ache.
In the canteen at a nuclear power plant, they’re serving fission chips.
Saw a radioactive cat. It’s got eighteen half-lives.
I saw a horse in a wild west show that glowed in the dark once. Think he was rodeo active.
Went to a fancy dress party once as a nuclear power station. The reaction was awful.
Worst thing about wearing a nuclear belt is getting a radioactive waist.
Asked a nuclear physicist to make me a cocktail, he made me a pina collider.
After watching Spiderman, I wondered what happened if you got bit buy a radioactive solicitor. Suspect you get power of attorney.
Quit my job as a nuclear waste technician. It had a toxic working environment.
In a rock band, the member best protected against radioactive fallout is the lead guitarist.
If you like these radioactive jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.