This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Reservation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Turned up at the hotel lobby with a friend, the chap said “do you have reservations?”. “Yes”, I said, “I suspect the beds will be lumpy and the breakfast buffet poor”.
Tried to make a reservation at the local library but they were fully booked.
Friend parked in a hospital car park. Attendant came up and said “this is reserved for badge holders only”. He said “but I’ve got a bad shoulder…”
Called to make a reservation at a hotel. They asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a bath. I asked what the difference was, receptionist said “you stand up in the shower”.
Asked at the airline counter to make a round trip reservation. Chap asked me where to, I said here.
Saw a parking sign that said “Reserved”. I thought, I’m a bit of an introvert, so I parked there.
A public speaker told me he was going to complain about his function reservation being cancelled but he has no room to talk.
At first I was excited about my new job as a hotel receptionist, then I started to get reservations…
Turned up at the box office and asked two reserve two tickets. “For Romeo and Juliet?” “No, for me and my wife”.
My cat wanted to pay to reserve a seat on the train. He had to join the Fee Line.
If you like these reservation jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.