This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Golf Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one.
I could tell things have gone up in price when I saw a group of local executives playing mini golf.
I used to be rubbish at golf puns, then I got the swing of it.
Name a four letter sport that starts with a T? Golf.
There are hailstones the size of golf balls hitting the windows here. We’ve got a hole in one.
Chipped a tooth earlier. No idea how it got on to the golf course.
My laptop is brilliant at golf. It has an amazing hard drive.
Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The first two ask for a beer, the barman asks the third if he wants one too. He says “no, I’m the driver”
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb? Fore.
Local golf course is haunted by a spirit who is rubbish at the sport. The bogeyman.
If you like these golf jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.