Tag: Weigh

Weigh Jokes

A friend of mine has set up a new business weighing nano objects. It's a small scale set up.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Weigh Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A fish may be easy to weigh because it comes with scales, but whales are more complicated. You need to take them to a whale weigh station. How do you work out… Continue reading Weigh Jokes

Scale Jokes

Someone asked me how you weigh an elephant. It's quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale.

This week’s series of puns and one liners take the form of scale jokes. Of course, scale can have several meanings, and there are a few here, and as always, these would rank low on a scale of one to ten for either hilarity or originality…       On a scale of one to… Continue reading Scale Jokes