This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Weigh Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A fish may be easy to weigh because it comes with scales, but whales are more complicated. You need to take them to a whale weigh station.
How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Someone asked me how you weigh an rhino. It’s quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale.
How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, it’s actually pretty light.
My sword doesn’t weigh much. It’s a light sabre.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
“The camera adds ten pounds” said the check in agent as he weighed my bag.
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 8lb 4oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger…
What’s green and doesn’t weigh a lot? Light green.
A friend of mine has set up a new business weighing nano objects. It’s a small scale set up.
If you like these weigh jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.