This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the form of ladder jokes. Don’t expect them to raise you up to another level, or to give you too much of a lift… As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder. Fortunately, I was able to debunk it.
“You’re not my real ladder!” I shouted at my step-ladder…
I used to be CIO of a leading ladder company until I got asked to stand down.
Just opened the instruction booklet for my new ladder. It says “step one, then step two, then step three”…
I phoned the ladder company, but no answer. Just rung and rung.
I know someone who once got a ladder in their tights. Remarkable shoplifter.
When I started my job at the ladder company, I wanted to get right to the top, one step at a time.
Lots of board games are exciting, but snakes and ladders really has its ups and downs.
I’m going to shout from the roof top, “Who’s taken my ladder?!”
Never trust ladders. They’re always up to something.
Last week’s pantomime jokes are here.
If you like these ladder jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.