he was listening to sole music

Boot Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of Boot Jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….


I went to the filling station this morning for petrol. The first pump didn’t work, neither did the second pump, nor the third. I went into the shop and said to the person working behind the counter, “Have you got your pumps on?” She said, “No, I’m wearing Ugg Boots.”


A friend couldn’t tie his shoelaces, so I’ve sent him to boot camp.


I’ve invented a boot made entirely out of Lego. When you stand on it, it doesn’t hurt, you just get a little taller.


A friend’s spot burst when he went to the pharmacist. Puss in Boots.


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.


Went to a car boot sale. No idea why, I’ve already got a car boot.


I saw someone holding a pair of boots to his ears. Apparently he was listening to sole music.


Not sure how an over-inflated ego can make your feet sore, but when I saw the Doctor he told me I was too big for my boots.


Worst thing about millipedes playing football is how long it takes them to put their boots on.


Was going to start a car football league but it didn’t work; they all only had one boot.




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