Silver Jokes

If Iron Man decided to work with the Silver Surfer, would they be alloys?
If Iron Man decided to work with the Silver Surfer, would they be alloys?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Silver Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

Mixed together iron, silver and a lizard and got an alloy-gator

Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too much chance of a silver medal.

Got a silver medal for Curling and a Bronze for the Bob, but still no gold in the hairdressing competition.

Didn’t realise that my friend had a silver tooth until it came out in conversation.

What did Long John Silver say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey…

If Iron Man decided to work with the Silver Surfer, would they be alloys?

I’ve entered a competition to write a song for Abba. There’s no silver medal, the winner takes it all.

Quick, anyone know the French word for silver? It’s argent.

Spent ages digging for silver and finally found a little bit. It was a miner success.

Was looking good for a silver medal at the local cheese making contest but I fell at the last curdle.

 
 
 

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