This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bandwidth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Wondered how big the stage needs to be at the Download Festival. Apparently it depends on the bandwidth.
A friend has an illness that’s given him a fever and a rash. At least his bandwidth is better with all the hot spots.
Not to say that my wifi is rubbish but I get more bandwidth standing on the roof connecting to the internet on bypassing planes.
I’ve spent so much time snacking when working from home that the bandwidth I’m most worried about is that of my waist, not my wifi.
Went to a low bandwidth wedding recently. Awful reception.
I think the tree outside is using up all of my bandwidth. It’s just logged on to my internet connection.
Used to have rubbish bandwidth on the wifi at my farm until I moved the router in with the horses. I’ve got a stable connection now.
Got a deal to get superman strength bandwidth but it stopped working when I tried to buy some krpto-currency.
Bandwidth is so bad around me that my 15 minutes of fame has been downgraded to 3 minutes of notoriety.
Connected my coffee machine to the internet and now it’s using up all my bandwidth, getting Java updates.
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