This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sausage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a sausage sandwich.
Neighbours told me to bring bangers and rocket to their firework party. My sausage and peppery lettuce sandwiches didn’t go down well.
Tried playing tug-of-war with a string of sausages. Ended up with pulled pork.
I’ve got a phobia of frankfurters and other German sausages. I fear the wurst.
Had some dinosaur sausages. Jurassic pork.
How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.
I saw a fir tree with bacon and sausages growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.
A sausage walks into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
Found a good website about sausage making. I’ll send you the link.
Worst thing about working in a sausage factory is every day is ground hog day.
Asked in the chip shop for a large sausage.
“Sure, it won’t be long.”
“Better be wide then”.
My local gents hairdresser has been handing out grilled sausages to those waiting for a hair cut. Best barber queue I’ve been to in ages.
If you like these sausage jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.