Sausage Jokes

Tried playing tug-of-war with a string of sausages. Ended up with pulled pork.
Tried playing tug-of-war with a string of sausages. Ended up with pulled pork.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sausage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a sausage sandwich.

Neighbours told me to bring bangers and rocket to their firework party. My sausage and peppery lettuce sandwiches didn’t go down well.

Tried playing tug-of-war with a string of sausages. Ended up with pulled pork.

I’ve got a phobia of frankfurters and other German sausages. I fear the wurst.

Had some dinosaur sausages. Jurassic pork.

How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.

I saw a fir tree with bacon and sausages growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.

A sausage walks into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.

Found a good website about sausage making. I’ll send you the link.

Worst thing about working in a sausage factory is every day is ground hog day.

Asked in the chip shop for a large sausage.
“Sure, it won’t be long.”
“Better be wide then”.

My local gents hairdresser has been handing out grilled sausages to those waiting for a hair cut. Best barber queue I’ve been to in ages.

 
 
 

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