Sausage Jokes

Tried playing tug-of-war with a string of sausages. Ended up with pulled pork.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sausage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a sausage sandwich. Neighbours told me to bring bangers and rocket to their… Continue reading Sausage Jokes