Mime Joke

Mime Jokes

Inspired by a recent conversation, the topic for this week’s one liners and puns is mime jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.




A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.


Almost perfected my mime Elvis act. Just need a little less conversation…


I’m not a big fan of street entertainers, but then again I’m a mime artist so I can’t talk…


The first rule of mime club is you don’t talk about mime club…


“You’re just not cut out to be a mime”
“Was it something I said?”


Why are pantomimes sometimes called panto? Because the mine is silent…


I haven’t heard from my friend since he set off on his new career as a mime.


Had an air guitar party. The mime next door came around to complain.


Forgot to go the dress rehearsal of a silent film I was supposed to be in. Mime mistake.


Just heard an old friend has been a part time mime for the last ten years. He kept that quiet.


If a mime locks himself in a greenhouse, will anybody know he needs help?



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