Plate Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners come with the topic of plate jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour.


Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster.


What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.


What do you call a man with a plate on his head? Reg.


The best way to stop sandwiches on a plate from curling is to hide their brushes.


A plate of sandwiches walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.


Was arguing with a friend in a restaurant recently when the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and the coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.


My biggest problem with having three square meals a day is that all my plates are round.


I was in a cafe the other day and when I turned on my laptop I kept getting pictures of stews and casseroles. Turned out I was in a wireless hotpot.


Got emotional hearing about the role of tectonic plates in earthquakes. It was really moving.


I got some crockery that have photos of web developers drinking gin. They’re tech-tonic plates.



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