Adam and the Ants

Delivery Jokes

It’s often said that jokes are all about delivery, so here are some delivery jokes. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality…




Had a night out with a group of Wagon Wheel delivery drivers. They really take the biscuit.


A friend wants to give up being a postman to become a comedian, but his delivery is awful.


Friend of mine lost his job as a courier driver. He just wasn’t delivering the goods.


Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.


I just ordered a new font to be delivered. I think it’s coming by courier.


I followed a van down the motorway that was delivering newspapers. I like to keep up with the times.


For sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)


Saw an advert for an Adam and the Ants music book, and they throw in a free stand and deliver.


Had to deliver a giant roll of bubble wrap, the chap said “pop it in the corner”. Took me three hours.


A friend had bred a messenger pigeon with a woodpecker. Not only does it deliver a message, it knocks the door when it gets there.




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