Cat Jokes

A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian says, “It rings a bell, but I don’t know whether it’s there or not”

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is cat jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now.   Lost money playing poker with one of the big cats… Continue reading Cat Jokes