This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Multiple Choice Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Help me decide if I should set up a Victor Meldrew account on Twitter:
a) Don’t
b) Leave It
Really like someone but they just don’t know how to do multiple choice tests. They tick all the boxes.
Which Icelandic Singer shares their name with a British city?
a) Glasgow
b) York
c) Cardiff
Who had a big hit with Take On Me?
a) Ha
b) Gees
c) Horses
There are two secrets to success in life:
- Don’t tell them everything you know.
- Scooby
- Yabba Dabba
- My 2 Doo list.
Where are you most likely to find fish?
a)
b)
c)
A = Absinthe
B = Beer
C = Cider
D = Daiquiri
That’s from my bar code.
Which 80s band sang:
a) The Look of Love
b) Poison arrow
c) All of My Heart
Which historical period shares a name with a Michael Jackson song?
a)BC
b)AD
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