This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pain Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Tried to tell the doctor I’d hurt my hand opening French sparkling wine, he told me it was a sham pain.
What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe.
To kill a French vampire, you need to stick a baguette through his heart. It’s painstaking.
The reason that Dracula has no friends is because he’s a pain in the neck.
Friend of mine fell through the roof of a French bakery. He woke up in a world of pain.
Friend of mine always gets a pain in his spine when he listens to classical music. Think it’s Bach-ache.
Not sure how an over-inflated ego can cause pain in your feet, but when I saw the Doctor he told me I was too big for my boots.
What’s the unit of measurement of pain? Hertz.
Surprised how sore it was when I got a really detailed tattoo in Madrid. Apparently no one expects the Spanish Ink Precision.
Got a pain after eating some radioactive isotopes. Think I had atomic ache.
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