Mince Jokes

Ordered some ground beef but the delivery drivers are on strike. Some day my mince will come.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mince Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Told the doctor I had a mince pie growing out of my head. He said he had some cream for it. A mince pie walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry,… Continue reading Mince Jokes