This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mince Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Told the doctor I had a mince pie growing out of my head. He said he had some cream for it.
A mince pie walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food”.
Where does mince go to dance? The meat ball…
I changed my password to M1nceB33f but the computer told me it wasn’t Stroganoff.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy…
On a scale of one to five, my dinner was 3.14. It was a mince & onion pie.
I was in the kitchen and knocked over all the mince, rice and spices. It was chilli con carnage.
My mathematician neighbour has been making mince πs…
Couldn’t find any vegetarian mince at my local supermarket. I should have tried the Quorner shop.
Ordered some ground beef but the delivery drivers are on strike. Some day my mince will come.
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