This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Snowman Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend of mine got a yeti tattooed on his stomach. It’s his abdominal snowman.
Was on a ship and spotted the Abominable Snowman in a uniform. Turns out he was their Chief Yeti Officer.
Did you hear about the snowman who got cooled down to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
One snowman looks at the other and says “Do you smell carrots?”
Got in a heated argument with a snowman. He lost his cool and had a meltdown.
I used to be friends with a snowman, then he gave me the cold shoulder.
For most people, carrots are good for your eyes. For snowmen, they’re better for noses.
Saw a snowman dressed up like a judge. Just-ice.
I saw a snowman playing Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on the piano. Meltin’ John.
Of course the best way to prepare a carrot to be a snowman’s nose is to dry it in an advent colander.
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