Oyster Jokes

Surprised they wouldn't accept my Oyster card in the local Shell station...

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oyster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Oysters never donate to charity. They’re shellfish.   What’s made of chocolate, has a shell and lives at the bottom of the sea? An oyster egg.   A friend… Continue reading Oyster Jokes

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