This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Monk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no. I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars.
A local Bhuddist monk went to see the dentist, but refused all the drugs he was offered. He wanted to transcend dental medication.
I saw a bunch of men in habits and cowls dancing enthusiastically. It was the Monastery of Sound.
Best way to get out of a habit is to become an undercover monk.
I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk but I never got the chants.
Local heavy metal singer has decided to give it all up and live as a monk in the Himalayas. He’s now a Bhuddist Priest.
Saw a guy in a monastery cutting up potatoes and cooking them. I asked if he was the friar, apparently he was the chip monk.
A monk went to a pizza restaurant and asked “me make one with everything”.
Turned down a job in the laundry at a monastery as I didn’t want to pick up any dirty habits.
Why don’t monks vacuum in the corners of monasteries? They have no attachments.
If you like these monk jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.