Dive Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Dive Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

What sort of cinemas do seals go to? Dive ins.

I haven’t done sky diving yet, but I have zoomed into Google Maps really quickly a few times.

I tried diving into the hot tub, but it landed me in hot water.

Deep down, I realised snorkel diving wasn’t for me.

Went diving and found something made of chocolate with a hard shell. Think it was an oyster egg.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? If they went forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

Wanted: Deep Sea Diver. Must be able to work under pressure.

Friend of mine is a nervous sky diver. Hugo First.

I used to train scuba divers, then I moved to snorkelers but I didn’t enjoy it. It’s a tankless task.

Local dive shop has been closed for a few weeks now. I’m worried they’ve gone under.

Was out diving once when I heard this wonderful singing. Turned out it was a choral reef.

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