Burger Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Burger Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Saw a bunch of people eating burgers whilst waiting for the launch of a new toy doll. It was a Barbie queue.

A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I’m relishing it.

Stayed in an Elvis themed hotel. The burgers in the restaurant are for people who Love Meat Tender.

Went to a Star Wars themed restaurant. The wookie burgers are a little chewie.

Had some cheap burgers tha other day. They were offal.

Went to a space themed party, and the burgers were better than normal. They were a little meteor.

Really posh burger van here. It has four Michelin tyres.

Where do burgers go to dance? The meat ball.

Local restaurant was going to try snail burgers but then realised they’re not really fast food.

A man walks into a library and says “can I have a burger and chips please?”. The person behind the counter says, “this is a library!”. The man whispers “I’m sorry. Can I have a burger and chips please?”

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