Statue Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Charge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery.

I was going to have a statue made of myself, but I thought I might end up looking big headed.

Whoever put the statues of lions in Trafalgar Square really put the cat among the pigeons.

Some people mistakenly refer to their garden statues of short bearded creatues as “Elves”. It’s a common misgnomer.

I’ve got a statue of Darth Vader. I call it Mannequin Skywalker.

Nelson was 5 foot 4. The statue in Trafalgar Square is 18 foot 1. That’s a Horatio of 3.4 to 1.

I saw a really arty statue of someone giving a talk, and couldn’t understand what it represented. I guess it’s just a figure of speech.

I saw a statue with a bottle of mouthwash. Think it was a gargoyle…

Yorkshire chap asks a goldsmith to make a statue of his dog. Goldsmith asks “Eighteen carrat?”. He replies, “Nay, chewing a bone”.

I asked for a refund for my bust of Winston Churchill. Don’t think it affects my statue Tory rights.

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