This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wallet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality
Why did the man put his umbrella away and open his wallet? He was hoping for some change in the weather.
Went for dinner with the zoo animals the other day. They didn’t all bring their wallets, I ended up paying the lion’s share.
If someone put a pound in my wallet for every time I was being pessimistic, I’d have a massive tax bill.
Friend of mine had his wallet stolen whilst limbo dancing. How could someone stoop so low?
My wallet is always the same, there’s never any change in it.
I could hear operatic music coming from my wallet. Think it’s my three tenners.
Someone ran off with my wallet the other day and I chased after them. They gave me a run for my money.
They say the camera adds ten pounds, so I’ve started taking photos of my wallet.
A nuetron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. As he starts getting his wallet out, the barman says “for you, no charge”.
Friend of mine owned a garment factory. I suggested he tried making wallets, but he was too clothes minded.
If you like these wallet jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.