This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wizard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality
I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery.
Spell check: Quality control for wizards.
Why was Gandalf unhappy at work? He couldn’t get the staff.
Towel: What takes letters to Hogwarts students from Yorkshire.
Best character in The Wizard of Oz is Scarecrow. No one could hold a candle to him.
My dog is a wizard. He’s a labracadabrador.
Dreamed last night that I was writing about a quest with hobbits and wizards. Turned out I was Tolkein in my sleep.
What’s the difference between a wizard who uses fire and someone who goes on dates to pastry shops? One’s a pyromancer, the other a pie romancer.
I studied to be a wizard so I could turn things into glass. I just wanted to make that clear.
What do they use at Hogwarts to read PDFs? A Dobby.
If you like these wizard jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.