This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Tap Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality
I woke up this morning with a tap on the door. The plumber thinks he’s funny.
I thought a pig was tapping my phone because there was so much crackling on the line.
My broken tap keeps getting fitter and fitter. It won’t stop running.
A recent survey shows that 75% of people wouldn’t open their door to an abandoned water basin and taps. Let that sink in.
Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling.
When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a frog tapping things out on a piece of wood. Turned out it was a morse toad.
I tried to sell broken taps but it didn’t work. The market was flooded.
I turned the tap off, took out the plug, and fell asleep beside the sink. I woke up feeling drained.
My dog is a rubbish tap dancer. He has two left feet.
Turning my barn into a summerhouse. Got electricity in place, thinking of connecting up the tap, but that might just be a pipe dream.
If you like these tap jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.