Tap Jokes

Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling
Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Tap Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality

I woke up this morning with a tap on the door. The plumber thinks he’s funny.

I thought a pig was tapping my phone because there was so much crackling on the line.

My broken tap keeps getting fitter and fitter. It won’t stop running.

A recent survey shows that 75% of people wouldn’t open their door to an abandoned water basin and taps. Let that sink in.

Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling.

When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a frog tapping things out on a piece of wood. Turned out it was a morse toad.

I tried to sell broken taps but it didn’t work. The market was flooded.

I turned the tap off, took out the plug, and fell asleep beside the sink. I woke up feeling drained.

My dog is a rubbish tap dancer. He has two left feet.

Turning my barn into a summerhouse. Got electricity in place, thinking of connecting up the tap, but that might just be a pipe dream.

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