This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Slide Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality
Two cats on a slope, which one slides first? The one with the lowest mew.
Orange juice doesn’t slide well. It’s down to pulp friction.
Spent £500 on a big slide for the garden. I thought “that’s a bit steep”.
What did the chicken click on the powerpoint presentation? To get to the other slide.
Was going to go water skiing but I couldn’t find a lake steep enough to slide down.
Friend of mine got a new job as a playground Health & Safety inspector. I think his career is on the slide.
Got stopped by customs with a calculator, an exercise book, and a slide rule. Apparently they’re instruments of maths instruction.
I always feel really positive going down slides in France. Always find myself shouting “yes”…
Went to a water park, tried a couple of slides and now I’m worried I’m getting addicted. It’s a slippery slope.
I was going to vote for better slides in parks in the local election, but unfortunately I live in a swing constituency.
If you like these slide jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.