This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Mechanic Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality
Do quantum car mechanics have a minimum charge?
Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea. Think he was on a brake.
Why is a robot mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.
Asked the mechanic why my car engine was humming. He said it was probably because it didn’t know the words.
I want to learn to be a car mechanic, so I bought a starter kit.
I wanted to learn to be a train mechanic, but I could never build up the carriage.
What is an aircraft mechanic’s favourite Oasis song? Don’t look back in hangar.
I asked a mechanic for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but he only has manuals.
Do you need a current licence to work on an electric car?
Think the mechanic in my local garage has amnesia. Took my car for a new light bulb and he asked me what year it was.
Some local mechanics took a steam train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
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