Mechanic Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Mechanic Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality

Do quantum car mechanics have a minimum charge?

Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea. Think he was on a brake.

Why is a robot mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.

Asked the mechanic why my car engine was humming. He said it was probably because it didn’t know the words.

I want to learn to be a car mechanic, so I bought a starter kit.

I wanted to learn to be a train mechanic, but I could never build up the carriage.

What is an aircraft mechanic’s favourite Oasis song? Don’t look back in hangar.

I asked a mechanic for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but he only has manuals.

Do you need a current licence to work on an electric car?

Think the mechanic in my local garage has amnesia. Took my car for a new light bulb and he asked me what year it was.

Some local mechanics took a steam train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.

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