Tractor Jokes

A friend asked me if I had seen the film "Tractor". "No", I replied, "but I've seen the trailer".
A friend asked me if I had seen the film "Tractor". "No", I replied, "but I've seen the trailer".

My son Xander’s favourite word at the moment seems to be “Tractor”, so in his honour, this week’s puns and one-liners come with the theme of tractor jokes. As normal, don’t expect originality, or hilarity….



I haven’t seen that new film “The Tractor” yet, but I’ve seen the trailer.


A farmer friend of mine got his tractor stuck. He drove it into a magnetic field.


There’s a new reality TV programme for former farmers. It’s called X-Tractor.


I thought the local farmer was a magician when his tractor turned into a field.


Local farmer has been using a vehicle to make crop circles that are perfectly round. I think he has a protractor.


A friend of mine used to love farm machinery, now he’s great at sucking all of the air out of a room. He’s an ex-tractor fan.


What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?  “Where’s my tractor?”


When is a tractor not a tractor?  When it turns into a barn.


Friend’s girlfriend left him for a tractor salesman.  She sent him a John Deere letter.


Friend of mine rented a farm vehicle but got ripped off.  It was a con-tractor.


How did the farmer find his missing cow? He tractor down.


What sort of robot turns into a tractor? A transfarmer.



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