Every Friday I put together a few bad jokes, which are generally not original or particularly funny. If you are a fan of the bad joke, you might like these, though.
What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward.
What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head? Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four pieces of wood on his head? I don’t know, but Edward Woodward would.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, “How do you drive this thing?”.
A girl told me that she recognised me from the local vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
Someone told not to speak in numbers. I said I didn’t one two…
What goes “Oh Oh Oh?” Santa walking backwards…
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.
What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….
Last week’s jokes are here.
If you like this Bad Joke Friday post, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.
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