Every Friday I put together a few bad jokes, which are generally not original or particularly funny. If you are a fan of the bad joke, you might like these, though.
What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward.
What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head? Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four pieces of wood on his head? I don’t know, but Edward Woodward would.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, “How do you drive this thing?”.
A girl told me that she recognised me from the local vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
They don’t use real powdered snow when filming Thomas the Tank Engine. It’s bicarbonate of Sodor.
Someone told not to speak in numbers. I said I didn’t one two…
What goes “Oh Oh Oh?” Santa walking backwards…
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.
What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….
Last week’s jokes are here.
If you like this Bad Joke Friday post, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.
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