Friday is, as always, the day for bad jokes, puns, and other such things. If you are missing a regular dose of Friday nonsense, here you go… As always, don’t expect originality or even that much funniness… but possibly the odd groan.
Apparently the best way to arrange a good space themed party is to planet…
All this space tourism might mean that there could, one day, be an actual party on the moon. Don’t think I’ll go, though, I suspect it won’t have much atmosphere.
I found a flyer the other day with the phone number for some party organisers. I thought, “this calls for a celebration”…
What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man…
I kept wondering why the cricket ball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Was cooking some alphabetti spaghetti and almost dropped the saucepan. That could have spelled disaster.
I left by bike beside a wall the other day, and it fell over. It was two tyred.
Had to quit a job in a butchers with shelves that were eight foot off the ground. The steaks were too high.
I went to a wedding that was so emotional that even the cake was in tiers…
An old friend of mine turned out to be a back stabber. Or, as he calls it, an acupuncturist.
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