Friday morning means let’s find some more one-liners… Here are some old, unoriginal puns to make you groan… These one-liners are no better than the normal collection..
Went to the Shoe Menders’ Convention. What a load of cobblers.
A friend’s car broke down between the harbour and Birthdays. He’s stuck between a dock and a card place.
Went to see a play about fly fishing. The cast was amazing.
Went to a Star Wars themed restaurant. Friend of mine had a Wookie steak. Apparently it was a little chewy.
After all this sunshine, we may be in for a bad spell of wether…
A friend was in a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
Got my new Bon Jovi sat nav. Apparently I’m half way there.
When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a moray.
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