This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Steam Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Some local engineers took a steam train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle. Glad to see my kettle calmed down. Just needed… Continue reading Steam Jokes
Category: 2019
Radio Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radio Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve got a new radio alarm clock that plays Parklife by Blur. It wakes me up every morning except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.… Continue reading Radio Jokes
Pop Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Lollipop ladies make me cross. Went shopping online for a new toaster, and found a specialist site for it, but gave up. Got too many pop ups. … Continue reading Pop Jokes
Twitter Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Twitter Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter”. “Sorry, I don’t follow you”. Commented on Twitter earlier about a cold sore on my lip. Now it’s gone viral. Take heed… Continue reading Twitter Jokes
Cure Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cure Jokes, although they may well not cure anyone’s lack of laughter… as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash promises. A… Continue reading Cure Jokes
Suit Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of suit jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine always wears a suit of armour when he goes bowling. Apparently he plays knights. Friend of mine took up mountaineering whilst wearing a suit… Continue reading Suit Jokes
Corner Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of corner jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still travel all over the world. Was working as a delivery driver. Asked the recipient… Continue reading Corner Jokes
Bowling Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bowling jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls? Soup. Told a friend that I had a new job as CIO of a bowling… Continue reading Bowling Jokes
Towel Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of towel jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel. I know it’s a funny place to have a door. What gets wetter as… Continue reading Towel Jokes
Drum Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drum Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it. Bought some chicken drumsticks the other day. Just need to find some drums now for… Continue reading Drum Jokes