Steam Jokes

I keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Steam Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Some local engineers took a steam train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.   Glad to see my kettle calmed down. Just needed… Continue reading Steam Jokes

Radio Jokes

I get my love of music from my father, who was a conductor. He always listened to the radio on his bus.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radio Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve got a new radio alarm clock that plays Parklife by Blur. It wakes me up every morning except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.… Continue reading Radio Jokes

Pop Jokes

Went shopping online for a new toaster, and found a specialist site for it, but gave up. Got too many pop ups.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Lollipop ladies make me cross.   Went shopping online for a new toaster, and found a specialist site for it, but gave up. Got too many pop ups.  … Continue reading Pop Jokes

Twitter Jokes

Every time I go on Twitter, I get this weird feeling that I'm being followed.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Twitter Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter”. “Sorry, I don’t follow you”. Commented on Twitter earlier about a cold sore on my lip. Now it’s gone viral. Take heed… Continue reading Twitter Jokes

Cure Jokes

I've got an odd illness where I deny the existence of some 80s bands. There's no Cure.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cure Jokes, although they may well not cure anyone’s lack of laughter… as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash promises.   A… Continue reading Cure Jokes

Suit Jokes

Got a new eco-friendly suit made of cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of suit jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine always wears a suit of armour when he goes bowling. Apparently he plays knights.   Friend of mine took up mountaineering whilst wearing a suit… Continue reading Suit Jokes

Corner Jokes

I spotted a group of people standing on the corner of the street drinking Earl Grey. Turns out it was a T junction.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of corner jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still travel all over the world.   Was working as a delivery driver. Asked the recipient… Continue reading Corner Jokes

Bowling Jokes

Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bowling jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls? Soup.   Told a friend that I had a new job as CIO of a bowling… Continue reading Bowling Jokes

Towel Jokes

Towel: What takes letters to Hogwarts students from Yorkshire.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of towel jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel. I know it’s a funny place to have a door.   What gets wetter as… Continue reading Towel Jokes

Drum Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drum Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.   Bought some chicken drumsticks the other day. Just need to find some drums now for… Continue reading Drum Jokes