Dark Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

I saw a horse in a wild west show that glowed in the dark once. Think he was rodeo active.

 

The electricity company cut my friend off without telling him why.. I don’t know why they’re keeping him in the dark.

 

Woke up once covered in dark red paint and left on an island. I had been marooned.

 

Friend of mine got a job as a road cleaner who only works after dark. I don’t know how he sweeps at night.

 

Was in an interview once and got asked to describe my life in a nutshell. I said “it’s cramped and dark in here”.

 

Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

 

My local football team have lost more matches than me trying to light a candle in the dark.

 

Making a film about playing chess in a lift. The Dark Knight Rises.

A friend has a horse which will only come out after dark. It’s a nightmare.

 

I always find that the darkest times are when you don’t pay your electricity bill.

 
 
 

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