This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
It’s the Fishing tournament today. I hear it’s all online. Anyone got a good stream?
Went to see a play about fly fishing. The cast was amazing.
Friend of mine tried liquorice as bait when fishing. He caught all sorts.
A fisherman walks into a bar with his prize catch. The barman says “Why the long plaice?”
A friend of mine gave up fishing and took up boxing instead, but he could only throw hooks.
For Sale: Replica Fisherman’s Knife (Made To Scale).
Couple of my friends are good at fishing, Rod & Annette.
I went game fishing today. Came back with two ludo sets, a Monopoly, a Cluedo and a Scrabble set.
Friend of mine quit his fishing job as he couldn’t cope with his net income.
An angler friend is starting my own small scale business. He’s selling goldfish.
Why don’t fishermen like catching clown fish? They taste funny.
A friend of mine lost his job at a fishing supplies company. He opened a whole can of worms.
If you like these fishing jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.