Helium Jokes

I love helium. I just can't speak highly enough about it.
I love helium. I just can't speak highly enough about it.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Some helium went into a bar. The barman shouted “Oi! I’ve told you! We don’t serve Noble gases in here! Get out!” The helium didn’t react.


Heard a joke about two helium atoms. He he.


A friend got arrested for impersonating a helium balloon. The police held him for a while and then let him go.


A friend of mine quit his job at the helium factory recently. He refused to be spoken to in that tone.


I know someone who was going to propose using a helium balloon. He popped the question.


On a lighter note, I tied a letter to a helium balloon.


I went to a fancy dress party dressed as helium. Someone told me it looked terrible. I didn’t react.


Decided to make bubble wrap filled with helium. Everything will weight less and I’ll save a fortune in postage.


I love helium. I just can’t speak highly enough about it.


I read a helium book. I couldn’t put it down.


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