Helium Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Some helium went into a bar. The barman shouted “Oi! I’ve told you! We don’t serve Noble gases in here! Get out!” The helium didn’t react.


Heard a joke about two helium atoms. He he.


A friend got arrested for impersonating a helium balloon. The police held him for a while and then let him go.


A friend of mine quit his job at the helium factory recently. He refused to be spoken to in that tone.


I know someone who was going to propose using a helium balloon. He popped the question.


On a lighter note, I tied a letter to a helium balloon.


I went to a fancy dress party dressed as helium. Someone told me it looked terrible. I didn’t react.


Decided to make bubble wrap filled with helium. Everything will weight less and I’ll save a fortune in postage.


I love helium. I just can’t speak highly enough about it.


I read a helium book. I couldn’t put it down.


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