Engineer Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


I have some crockery that have photos of software engineer drinking gin. They’re tech-tonic plates.


Managed to get some engineering calculations wrong by using the wrong pencil. It wasn’t 2B.


My calculator stopped working mid way through my engineering exam. I can’t count on it any more.


A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2.


Heard about an engineer who built an aircraft made of bubbly chocolate. Think it was an aeroplane.


Why is a robot engineer never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.


I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.


I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”


Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.


Why was the software engineer bankrupt? He’d used all his cache.


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