This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I have some crockery that have photos of software engineer drinking gin. They’re tech-tonic plates.
Managed to get some engineering calculations wrong by using the wrong pencil. It wasn’t 2B.
My calculator stopped working mid way through my engineering exam. I can’t count on it any more.
A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2.
Heard about an engineer who built an aircraft made of bubbly chocolate. Think it was an aeroplane.
Why is a robot engineer never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
Why was the software engineer bankrupt? He’d used all his cache.
If you like these engineer jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.