Newspaper Jokes

Saw an advert in my local newspaper saying "Account Wanted: £50000 - £60000. I phoned them and said "It's -£10000".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Newspaper Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.   Got upset when I couldn’t find any scissors to cut a… Continue reading Newspaper Jokes