Garage Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oyster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was having a tea. Think he was on a brake.


My car sailed through its MOT inspection. The garage is flooded.


Took my car to the garage and filled up the tyres with air, it cost £10 more than last week. The cost of inflation.


A newly found pyramid in Egypt actually had a garage. There’s a sign on it saying Toot and Come In.


Think the chap in my local garage has amnesia. Took my car for a new lightbulb and he asked me what year it was.


Took my car to the garage, chap told me I had a flat battery. I asked what shape it should be.


Why don’t racing drivers like stopping in their garage? Because it’s the pits.


A friend has gone into business by setting up a garage that fixes car ignitions. It’s a start up.

I was reversing into my garage the other day when I thought to myself, “this takes me back”.


Was in a friend’s garage and he had a Delorean. I asked if he used it much, he said he only drives it from time to time.


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