Ballet Jokes

Local ballet school took part in a charity football match. It ended up 2-2.

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of Ballet Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine has just graduated from ballet school with a 2:2.   Why do baby swans like Swan Lake? It’s their cygnet-ure tune.   A… Continue reading Ballet Jokes

Dance Jokes

I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'. It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a tributary act.

The topic for this week’s series of puns is dance jokes, and hopefully these won’t get you moving away from the screen.  As normal, don’t expect too many original moves in this one, and they might not be that funny…       I saw an Irish dancing show today called ‘Streamdance’. It’s not quite… Continue reading Dance Jokes