Tag: time

Watch Jokes

A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.   I held up my watch… Continue reading Watch Jokes

Time Jokes

I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and the boss said yes, if I made up the time. I said "sure, it's twenty past fourteen".

After last week’s sign jokes, a similar one word theme for this week; time jokes.  Below are a series of one-liners that have a comment about time in some way (a few a bit tenuous), and all come with the usual caveats of a lack of originality and not being that funny.  I do hope… Continue reading Time Jokes