Tag: Cheesy Jokes

Dentist Jokes

A friend of mine won Dentist of the Year, and all he got was a little plaque.

The topic of this week’s bad jokes is dentists and dentistry, so if you like dentist jokes, keep reading. As usual, don’t expect any of them to be particularly original or funny…       A friend of mine won Dentist of the Year, and all he got was a little plaque.   Dentistry can… Continue reading Dentist Jokes

Music Jokes

I thought I heard Tubular Bells on my farm last Christmas, but it was just my cold field.

Following a request at a train station yesterday evening (really!), this week’s collection of not that funny or original puns and one liners is on the theme of music jokes….       U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly takes the Edge off them.   When The… Continue reading Music Jokes

Halloween Jokes

What do you do if zombies are attacking your house? Surround it with treadmills.

It’s 1st November, or All Saints’ Day, meaning that yesterday was Hallowe’en, so here are a few unoriginal and not that funny Halloween jokes that may give you more of a fright than a laugh…       I’ve noticed that ghosts in lifts always seem to be happy. I think it raises the spirits.… Continue reading Halloween Jokes

More Career Jokes

Quite difficult to get a job at Citroen. Had to send them 2 CVs.

This week’s joke theme is jobs, following on from this page, so here are some more career jokes for you.  Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity…       I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.   Quite difficult to get a job at Citroen. Had to send them 2… Continue reading More Career Jokes

Cheese Jokes

I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell.

As the weekly joke updates recently have taken a theme, it seemed only right that the cheesey jokes should have a week where the subject was actually cheese jokes, and here it is. I normally comment that you should not expect the jokes to be particularly funny or original, and that is particularly true of… Continue reading Cheese Jokes

Sports Jokes

If I was a wrestler with triplets I'd name them Niagara, Victoria and "The Hunt For Red October". Or, two falls and a sub mission.

In keeping with recent joke updates having a theme, as per a request from Kevin, here are a series of sports jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be original, or for that matter, terrifically funny….     Local tennis club’s website is down.  I think they are having problems with their server.   No… Continue reading Sports Jokes

Salad Jokes

One of the issues with making salad is bland lettuce. It's a problem that needs addressing.

Following on from last two weeks’ themed jokes, at Kevin’s request, I thought that this week could follow the same idea, but making use of my sister in law, Hannah’s joke from last week which made me chuckle, so here are some salad jokes. An unusual option, I know… ..and there is a joke linking… Continue reading Salad Jokes

Career Jokes

A friend has got a job running a farm for Old McDonald. He's the new CIEIO.

I was challenged last week, after a page of pirate jokes to mark International Talk Like A Pirate Day, by Kevin, to see if I could have some more themed pages of jokes. Here is a series of career jokes with the usual caveats of not being that funny or original…     Friend of… Continue reading Career Jokes

Pirate Jokes for International Talk Like A Pirate Day….

How can you tell if a treasure map was written by a pirate chicken? Eggs marks the spot.

As yesterday, 19th September, was International Talk Like A Pirate Day, this week’s collection of unoriginal and groan inducing one liners take the form of pirate jokes.  They are the normal collection of one-liners and puns, but with a particular theme this week.  A couple of these may seem a little familiar…      … Continue reading Pirate Jokes for International Talk Like A Pirate Day….

More Bad Jokes for a Friday

A friend got a new job as a chiropodist and found the first day really difficult. I guess he was still finding his feet.

As always, Friday is the day for bad jokes that might not be that funny or original…  I do hope that you enjoy them and don’t groan too much.       A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.   A friend’s desire to always think… Continue reading More Bad Jokes for a Friday