Time Jokes

I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and the boss said yes, if I made up the time. I said "sure, it's twenty past fourteen".

After last week’s sign jokes, a similar one word theme for this week; time jokes.  Below are a series of one-liners that have a comment about time in some way (a few a bit tenuous), and all come with the usual caveats of a lack of originality and not being that funny.  I do hope… Continue reading Time Jokes